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Awell it’s hard to dress in prada
When you look like an iguana
When your mumma was a monstress
And your pa was a snake charmer
But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen
Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls
They put shivers up the lizard men
Eat gizzards whole an stand ten foot ten foot ten
They hunt in packs and pack a snap
The devil is an alligator dressed in black
But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen
Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls
Their hygiene aint the best but
The way they chew their breakfast
Off the bone an swallowed whole
it's enough to make ya mojo glow
But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen
Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls
Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go
Girls
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2. |
BellySlam City
02:33
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Zombified homicides
Pickled in formaldehyde
Deep fried Frankenbrides
Octopi with X-ray eyes
Cat suits bat soup
Attitude an catitude
Splish splash splattitude
What the hell is that I chewed?
Sweeter than a stampede
Of avalanching honeybees
Hunny we aint going in gentle
Hotter than the mesa
Of the miniskirt matrons
Headin onto belly slam central
Its belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam with me
Corn fed quadrupeds
Hurricane thoroughbreds
High heels pantyhose
Dragstrip dynamos
Cat suits bat soup
Attitude an catitude
Splish splash splattitude
Aw i think i chewed right through
Sweeter than a stampede
Of avalanching honeybees
Hunny we aint headin in soft
Hotter than the mesa
Of the miniskirt hurt
Its the belly slammin neighbourhood
Its belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme
Well we can go right down
Right into town
We'll take a subway train
We'll take a tram
I'll show you who
I'll show you how
I'll tell ya when
How about now?
In belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme
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3. |
Crypt Tonight
02:17
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The kisstress in the cathouse is a-busy and
Nancy took a fancy to another man
Angela’s g-landulars are fever high
Who's gonna filla-my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?
Cropper’s got his daughter’s hauled up at the ranch
Nuthin but excuses outta mean eyed Blanche
Hailey, she needs bailin’ outta county jail
I contracted something nasty from her ol’ ma Gail
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?
The sherrif gave my number to the NRA
Half the ladies in the state of Maine have taken aim
The minister told Missy ‘Cast the devil out’
But all I wanna do is make her pink grin pout
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?
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4. |
Dead DeadBeat Delinquent
02:28
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I wanna dress in black
From head to toe
go where no good
Dead beats go
I wanna be the queen
Of Sheba’s squeeze
Be Lady
Godiva’s steed
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
I wanna meet a Motor psycho
Monster pussy who
Can do what Motor psycho
Monster pussys do
I wanna rubberised
Mummified
Monster momma
To spit me out and chew
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Wanna die face down
In the jelly jam
of a flame grilled Dame
with a cream puff clam
Make my way
Through Minnesota
Drown in Vasaline and
Cherry soda
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
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5. |
No Good To Get Up To
02:47
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No here
No past
I'm an A bomb babe
Without a blast
Born wet
Wet wired
I'm missile primed with nuthin
and a nuthin to hit
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to
fuck or fight
I wanna feel
Alright tonight
Kill want
kill need
kill to want
Or need for nothing
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to
Child
I'm missile primed with nuthin to hit
Child
I'm a A bomb babe with nuthin to aim for
Child
no name boy never to deploy
Child
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to
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Dick Venom & the Terrortones Nottingham, UK
Lean green delectable purveyors of this planet's most penetrating garage punk
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Dick Venom & the Terrortones set out to quench your insatiable thirsts for everything gluttonous in glamour and trash
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