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The MonsterPussy Sessions

by Dick Venom & the Terrortones

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Awell it’s hard to dress in prada When you look like an iguana When your mumma was a monstress And your pa was a snake charmer But if you like ‘em lean An mean an’ green It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen Valley of the ally-alligator girls Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls They put shivers up the lizard men Eat gizzards whole an stand ten foot ten foot ten They hunt in packs and pack a snap The devil is an alligator dressed in black But if you like ‘em lean An mean an’ green It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen Valley of the ally-alligator girls Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls Their hygiene aint the best but The way they chew their breakfast Off the bone an swallowed whole it's enough to make ya mojo glow But if you like ‘em lean An mean an’ green It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen Valley of the ally-alligator girls Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls Valley of the ally-alligator girls Valley of the ally-alligator go-go Girls
2.
Zombified homicides Pickled in formaldehyde Deep fried Frankenbrides Octopi with X-ray eyes Cat suits bat soup Attitude an catitude Splish splash splattitude What the hell is that I chewed? Sweeter than a stampede Of avalanching honeybees Hunny we aint going in gentle Hotter than the mesa Of the miniskirt matrons Headin onto belly slam central Its belly slam / Belly slam city wanna belly slam / Belly slam with me Corn fed quadrupeds Hurricane thoroughbreds High heels pantyhose Dragstrip dynamos Cat suits bat soup Attitude an catitude Splish splash splattitude Aw i think i chewed right through Sweeter than a stampede Of avalanching honeybees Hunny we aint headin in soft Hotter than the mesa Of the miniskirt hurt Its the belly slammin neighbourhood Its belly slam / Belly slam city wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme Well we can go right down Right into town We'll take a subway train We'll take a tram I'll show you who I'll show you how I'll tell ya when How about now? In belly slam / Belly slam city wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme
3.
The kisstress in the cathouse is a-busy and Nancy took a fancy to another man Angela’s g-landulars are fever high Who's gonna filla-my crypt tonight? Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight? Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt? Cropper’s got his daughter’s hauled up at the ranch Nuthin but excuses outta mean eyed Blanche Hailey, she needs bailin’ outta county jail I contracted something nasty from her ol’ ma Gail Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight? Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt? The sherrif gave my number to the NRA Half the ladies in the state of Maine have taken aim The minister told Missy ‘Cast the devil out’ But all I wanna do is make her pink grin pout Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight? Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill Who's gonna fill my crypt?
4.
I wanna dress in black From head to toe go where no good Dead beats go I wanna be the queen Of Sheba’s squeeze Be Lady Godiva’s steed Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent I wanna meet a Motor psycho Monster pussy who Can do what Motor psycho Monster pussys do I wanna rubberised Mummified Monster momma To spit me out and chew Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent Wanna die face down In the jelly jam of a flame grilled Dame with a cream puff clam Make my way Through Minnesota Drown in Vasaline and Cherry soda Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead Dead deadbeat delinquent
5.
No here No past I'm an A bomb babe Without a blast Born wet Wet wired I'm missile primed with nuthin and a nuthin to hit Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to get up to Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to live up to fuck or fight I wanna feel Alright tonight Kill want kill need kill to want Or need for nothing Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to get up to Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to live up to Child I'm missile primed with nuthin to hit Child I'm a A bomb babe with nuthin to aim for Child no name boy never to deploy Child Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to get up to Good I got no good I got no good no good to do Good I got no good I got no good to live up to

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released July 4, 2014

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Dick Venom & the Terrortones Nottingham, UK

Lean green delectable purveyors of this planet's most penetrating garage punk pleasures.

Dick Venom & the Terrortones set out to quench your insatiable thirsts for everything gluttonous in glamour and trash

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