The MonsterPussy Sessions

by Dick Venom & the Terrortones

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released July 4, 2014

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Dick Venom & the Terrortones Nottingham, UK

Lean green delectable purveyors of this planet's most penetrating garage punk pleasures.

Dick Venom & the Terrortones set out to quench your insatiable thirsts for everything gluttonous in glamour and trash

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Track Name: Valley of the AlleyAlligator Girls
Awell it’s hard to dress in prada
When you look like an iguana

When your mumma was a monstress
And your pa was a snake charmer

But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen

Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls

They put shivers up the lizard men
Eat gizzards whole an stand ten foot ten foot ten

They hunt in packs and pack a snap
The devil is an alligator dressed in black

But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen

Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls

Their hygiene aint the best but
The way they chew their breakfast
Off the bone an swallowed whole
it's enough to make ya mojo glow

But if you like ‘em lean
An mean an’ green
It's the sweetest thing that you ever seen

Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go girls
Valley of the ally-alligator girls
Valley of the ally-alligator go-go
Girls
Track Name: BellySlam City
Zombified homicides
Pickled in formaldehyde
Deep fried Frankenbrides
Octopi with X-ray eyes
Cat suits bat soup
Attitude an catitude
Splish splash splattitude
What the hell is that I chewed?

Sweeter than a stampede
Of avalanching honeybees
Hunny we aint going in gentle
Hotter than the mesa
Of the miniskirt matrons
Headin onto belly slam central

Its belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam with me

Corn fed quadrupeds
Hurricane thoroughbreds
High heels pantyhose
Dragstrip dynamos
Cat suits bat soup
Attitude an catitude
Splish splash splattitude
Aw i think i chewed right through

Sweeter than a stampede
Of avalanching honeybees
Hunny we aint headin in soft
Hotter than the mesa
Of the miniskirt hurt
Its the belly slammin neighbourhood

Its belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme

Well we can go right down
Right into town
We'll take a subway train
We'll take a tram
I'll show you who
I'll show you how
I'll tell ya when
How about now?

In belly slam / Belly slam city
wanna belly slam / Belly slam wimme
Track Name: Crypt Tonight
The kisstress in the cathouse is a-busy and
Nancy took a fancy to another man
Angela’s g-landulars are fever high
Who's gonna filla-my crypt tonight?

Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?

Cropper’s got his daughter’s hauled up at the ranch
Nuthin but excuses outta mean eyed Blanche
Hailey, she needs bailin’ outta county jail
I contracted something nasty from her ol’ ma Gail

Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?

The sherrif gave my number to the NRA
Half the ladies in the state of Maine have taken aim
The minister told Missy ‘Cast the devil out’
But all I wanna do is make her pink grin pout

Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt tonight?
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill
Who's gonna fill my crypt?
Track Name: Dead DeadBeat Delinquent
I wanna dress in black
From head to toe
go where no good
Dead beats go
I wanna be the queen
Of Sheba’s squeeze
Be Lady
Godiva’s steed

Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent

I wanna meet a Motor psycho
Monster pussy who
Can do what Motor psycho
Monster pussys do
I wanna rubberised
Mummified
Monster momma
To spit me out and chew

Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent

Wanna die face down
In the jelly jam
of a flame grilled Dame
with a cream puff clam
Make my way
Through Minnesota
Drown in Vasaline and
Cherry soda

Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Track Name: No Good To Get Up To
No here
No past
I'm an A bomb babe
Without a blast

Born wet
Wet wired
I'm missile primed with nuthin
and a nuthin to hit

Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to

fuck or fight
I wanna feel
Alright tonight

Kill want
kill need
kill to want
Or need for nothing

Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to

Child
I'm missile primed with nuthin to hit
Child
I'm a A bomb babe with nuthin to aim for
Child
no name boy never to deploy
Child

Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to