1. |
Gun of a Tongue
02:03
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Baby got a Gatling gullet gun of a tongue
Baby struck gold
Baby struck dumb
Shake down
Baby shake down
That good for nuthin / Gun of a tongue
Can quit it's motormouthin around
Baby spat the rattle after suckin her thumb
Baby got mean
Baby that aint fun
Shake down
Baby shake down
That good for nuthin / Gun of a tongue
Can quit it's motormouthin around
Baby used it for good
Now she use it for bad
Baby suckin the mess
Off the best that she had
Baby she was
Baby she aint
Lady dont go trampin over sumthin you ate
Shake down
Baby shake down
That good for nuthin / Gun of a tongue
Can quit it's motormouthin around...
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2. |
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I can't find my brain cell
I can't find my mind
My cranium's been vacant since
...I can't decide
My grey matter must've scattered
Left me far behind
Could be half way up Hip Creek by now
Kissin me byebye
(I'm) just an empty vessel of / Celestial hiss
The vestigial remainder of my / Braincell sounds like this:
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki wowwow
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki wowwow
My hypothalamus
Is a hypothesis
It took one look at me
And it gave me a miss
My cortex is a vortex
My frontal lobe's eloped
If you see my cerebellum
Tell'em where an leave a note
(I'm) just an empty vessel of / Celestial hiss
The vestigial remainder of my / Braincell sounds like this:
wow wow chikichiki
(I'm) just an empty vessel of / Celestial hiss
The vestigial remainder of my / Braincell sounds like this:
Synapses and scissors
All go snippy snippy snip
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki
Wow wow chikichiki wowwow
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3. |
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I got tight pants Hunny
Don't you wanna see
you got Tight pants hunny
Bustin at the seams
I got tight pants hunny
They tastes good with cream
You got tight pants hunny
Why you runnin from me?
Don't pass / My ass / Tight pants
you got Tight pants hunny
On your tiger loin
Tight pants on my
Honey hind an groin
I got tight pants hunny
Don't you wanna join?
I got tight pants hunny
C'mon be my tight assed toy
Don't pass / My ass / Tight pants
The way they snap
The way they sing
Jack off slacks
Don't mean a thing (to me)
And I dont need no blood supply
Thought of babies makes me cry
(boohoo)
Don't pass / My ass / Tight pants
The way they snap
The way they sing
Jack off slacks
Don't mean a thing (to me)
And I don't need no blood supply
Thought of procreation
Makes God cry
Don't pass (uuuuuh)/ My ass (oooooh)
Don't pass / My ass / Tight pants
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4. |
Dead Deadbeat Delinquent
02:21
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I wanna dress in black
From head to toe
Go where no good
Deadbeats go
I wanna be the Queen
Of Sheba’s squeeze
Want to be Lady Godiva’s steed
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
I wanna meet a motorpsycho
Monsterpussy who
Can do what motorpsycho
Monsterpussys do
Rubberised mummified
MonsterMumma
Spit me out and chew
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead...
Wanna die face down
In the jelly jam
Of a flame grilled dame
With a cream puff clam
Make my way
Through Minnesota
Drown in Vaseline
And Cherry Soda
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Me I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be a dead
Dead deadbeat delinquent
Huh.
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5. |
FFFunny Kinda Luvin
02:45
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There's a look on her mouth
Like she's suckin the south
Southend of a honey bee
There's a look on her hind
Like she's sucking the rind
And hide right of a lemon tree
M-m-m-my hunnybunny got a funny kinda luvin
M-m-m-my hunnybunny got a funny kinda luvin for me
There's a lick on her lips
Like a porcupine prickle
Ve-hicle for a pine in a pickle
And there's a clamp in her clam
That'll clamp on a man
An' suckle til he's bustin to
/ Slam clam thankyou mam
M -m-m-my hunnybunny...
I took a bite of her
V8 viper vulva
Her V8 vulva viper vulva took a bite outta me
I took a bite of her
V8 viper vulva
Her V8 vulva viper vulva took a bite outta me
It took a bite
It took a bite
It took a bite
Right back outta me
M-m-m-my hunnybunny got a funny kinda luvin
M-m-m-my hunnybunny got a funny kinda luvin for me
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Where did it go
All the rock and roll
Aint heard a peep
From the rock and roll show
Where did it go
All the rock and roll
All the rock'n'roll preachers
All the Rockaway Beaches
I got the CBGBs in my PVCs
I'm a DOA
A fuckin VIP
I got the last dumb dregs of Dragsville punk rock blues
Why don’t you spit when you talk
Why don’t you kick when you walk
Why don’t you piss someone off
Aw c’mon
I got the CBGBs in my PVCs
I'm a DOA
A fuckin VIP
I got the last dumb dregs of Dragsville punk rock blues
And it aint like you got nuthin to burn
Why don’t you kick when you walk
Why don’t you spit when you talk
Why don't you sweat when you move
Why don't you rip it in two
Why don’t you kick when you walk
Why don’t you spit when you talk
Why don’t you piss someone off
Or piss off.
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7. |
Go Fuck on the Sidewalk
03:03
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...Go do the thing.
Keep doing the thing.
Do it on the sidewalk....
Shadoowa!
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8. |
Do The Mash
02:31
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Do the Mash
....See me on the backseat of your Winnebago
See me on the sidewalk down in San Diego
If the primate on your spine does the Orangutango
Beat it off with me and do the new fandango.
Do the mash...!
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9. |
No Good to get Up To
02:48
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No here
No past
I'm an A bomb babe
Without a blast
Born wet
Wet wired
I'm a missile primed
With nuthin and a nuthin to hit
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to live up to
Fuck or fight
I wanna feel
Alright tonight
Kill want
kill need
kill to want
Or need for nuthin
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do...
Child / I'm a missile primed with nuthin to hit
Child / I'm an A bomb babe with nuthin to aim for
Child / I'm a missile primed with nuthin to hit
Child
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
Good I got no good I got no good no good to do
Good I got no good I got no good to get up to
No good. I gotta fuck or fight. I wanna feel.
Alright tonight.
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10. |
Planet of the HoneyFuzz
02:29
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I got a brand new way
To get my kicks
It's a sure fire start
For a brand new fix
So Take your big black whip
Up to my big spaceship
And take me to the planet
Where honey drips
Awwww
Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth / I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me / Gimme a muzzle
Well It's a hell of a trip
And it's a hell of a high
That honey soaked rock
Can make a grown man cr-cry
Oh mumma mumma my my
Well I could happily die
Twenty seven types of heaven
Bring a tear to my eye
(on)
Planet of the honey fuzz...
Honeyfuzz / You smell delightfull
Listen to the honeyfuzz Bzzzzzzz
Past the Galaxy of Gargoyles
Past the Comet of the Queens
Through the Nebula of Dreadula
Left at Tennessee
Squirmhole of the Damned
Milkyway man spray
That rock just up ahead
That’s where I wanna stay
Planet of the honey fuzz...
Hunny fuzz on!
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11. |
MyWay or the DryWay
03:34
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MyWay or the DryWay
...Why don't you slip on into something
That you don't want to wear...
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12. |
Crypt Tonight
02:20
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13. |
Get Fucked Up Good
02:47
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Well now I'm all bummed out
I don’t know what about
I'm gonna mess shit up
I'm gonna kick and shout
Cus I got nuthin good
And I got nuthin sweet
And I aint got a thing
I wanna keep
Let's get fucked up/ Get fucked up good
Get fucked up like/ Good fuckups should
Let's get fucked up/ Get fucked up good
Get fucked up like/ A good fuckup should
Gonna burn the bars
From here to Mars
Gonna suck the sun
Right out the stars
(wanna join me?)
Cus I got nuthin good
And I got nuthin sweet
And I aint got a thing
I wanna keep
Let's get fucked up/ Get fucked up good
Get fucked up like/ Good fuckups should
Let's get fucked up/ Get fucked up good
Get fucked up like/ A good fuckup should
Guitars do a thing.
I do a sing.
Let's get fucked like / Good fuckups should.
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