Invasion of the SpiderQueen

by Dick Venom & the Terrortones

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released September 9, 2013

Venom, St.Clair, Sugarbeats, Valley

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Dick Venom & the Terrortones Nottingham, UK

Lean green delectable purveyors of this planet's most penetrating garage punk pleasures.

Dick Venom & the Terrortones set out to quench your insatiable thirsts for everything gluttonous in glamour and trash

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Track Name: Invasion of the SpiderQueen
She’s a cosmos hoppin creep from outta space
Last one of her mutant human race
Everyone of her six eyes is fixed upon my flies
Man that special spider queen got taste

She’s one half creepy crawly one half skirt
Two halves what the hell and all halves hurt
She’s a sweety in the evenin' most pleasin' after dark
Man those special spider parts can squirt

Invasion of the spider queen
invasion of the creepycrawlycreepy
Invasion of the spider queen
I aint no arachnophobe
Spider queen can blow my load

That stuff that she secretes when she settles down to eat
It’s a liquefyin' terrorisin' hypnotisin' treat
When it dangles from her mandibles and dribbles on my feet
I know that she’s the girl im gonna keep

When I'm hangin' off her abdomen I look into each eye
She wraps her silk around me and I start to wonder why
I ever went with two leg chicks, why’d I even try?
This bitch can kick eight times as hard and get me twice as high

Invasion of the spider queen
invasion of the creepycrawlycreepy
Invasion of the spider queen
I aint no arachnophobe
Spider queen can blow my load
Track Name: Planet of the HoneyFuzz
I got a brand new way
To get my kicks
A sure fire start
For a brand new fix
Take your big black whip
To my spaceship
And take me to the planet
Where the honey drips

Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle

It's a hell of a trip
A hell of a high
That honey soaked rock
Can make a grown man c-cry
Oh mumma my my
I could happily die
Twenty seven types of heaven
Bring a tear in my eye

Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle

Past the galaxy of gargoyles
Through the comet of the queens
Through the Nebula of Dreadula
And left at Tennessee
Past the squirm hole of the damned
Through my milky way man spray
That rock just up ahead
That’s where I wanna stay

Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle

Honey fuzz on!
Track Name: DoodleBug Blitz
You wanna do the doodle
Well you’ll get the whole caboodle
I’ll turn your bones to noodles
And ya jelly into strudel
What’s that I hear, refusal?
I don’t need ya mom’s approval
I’ll electrify your kitty cat
And petrify your poodle

Don't get ya pantyhose in a twist
I'm the mean human being with the doodlebug blitz
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz

The atom bomb’s a fraction
Of my doodlebuggin' action
I'm a jawbone droppin' blitzkrieg boppin'
Nuclear reaction
More twist than a tornado
More squirt than a volcano
I'll get ya wetter than a tidal wave
And more malleable than playdough

Don't get ya pantyhose in a twist
I'm a mean human being with the doodlebug blitz
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz
Don't get a pantyhose all tied up
I’m the big bad wolf you’re a suckling pup
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz

And the devil girls sing:
do do-do do-do do-do ...WE LOVE YOU DICK!!!