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She’s a cosmos hoppin creep from outta space
Last one of her mutant human race
Everyone of her six eyes is fixed upon my flies
Man that special spider queen got taste
She’s one half creepy crawly one half skirt
Two halves what the hell and all halves hurt
She’s a sweety in the evenin' most pleasin' after dark
Man those special spider parts can squirt
Invasion of the spider queen
invasion of the creepycrawlycreepy
Invasion of the spider queen
I aint no arachnophobe
Spider queen can blow my load
That stuff that she secretes when she settles down to eat
It’s a liquefyin' terrorisin' hypnotisin' treat
When it dangles from her mandibles and dribbles on my feet
I know that she’s the girl im gonna keep
When I'm hangin' off her abdomen I look into each eye
She wraps her silk around me and I start to wonder why
I ever went with two leg chicks, why’d I even try?
This bitch can kick eight times as hard and get me twice as high
Invasion of the spider queen
invasion of the creepycrawlycreepy
Invasion of the spider queen
I aint no arachnophobe
Spider queen can blow my load
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Planet of the HoneyFuzz
02:37
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I got a brand new way
To get my kicks
A sure fire start
For a brand new fix
Take your big black whip
To my spaceship
And take me to the planet
Where the honey drips
Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle
It's a hell of a trip
A hell of a high
That honey soaked rock
Can make a grown man c-cry
Oh mumma my my
I could happily die
Twenty seven types of heaven
Bring a tear in my eye
Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle
Past the galaxy of gargoyles
Through the comet of the queens
Through the Nebula of Dreadula
And left at Tennessee
Past the squirm hole of the damned
Through my milky way man spray
That rock just up ahead
That’s where I wanna stay
Planet of the honey fuzz
Planet of the honey fuzz
I got a sweet sweet tooth, I'm good for a guzzle
If you wanna restrain me gimme a muzzle
Honey fuzz on!
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DoodleBug Blitz
03:04
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You wanna do the doodle
Well you’ll get the whole caboodle
I’ll turn your bones to noodles
And ya jelly into strudel
What’s that I hear, refusal?
I don’t need ya mom’s approval
I’ll electrify your kitty cat
And petrify your poodle
Don't get ya pantyhose in a twist
I'm the mean human being with the doodlebug blitz
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz
The atom bomb’s a fraction
Of my doodlebuggin' action
I'm a jawbone droppin' blitzkrieg boppin'
Nuclear reaction
More twist than a tornado
More squirt than a volcano
I'll get ya wetter than a tidal wave
And more malleable than playdough
Don't get ya pantyhose in a twist
I'm a mean human being with the doodlebug blitz
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz
Don't get a pantyhose all tied up
I’m the big bad wolf you’re a suckling pup
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodle bug
I got the doodlebug Blitz
And the devil girls sing:
do do-do do-do do-do ...WE LOVE YOU DICK!!!
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Dick Venom & the Terrortones Nottingham, UK
Lean green delectable purveyors of this planet's most penetrating garage punk
pleasures.
Dick Venom & the Terrortones set out to quench your insatiable thirsts for everything gluttonous in glamour and trash
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